It has been reported that 150 blonde bimbos aged round 18-21 with massive tit jobs & Botox injections have been seen wandering aimlessly in the streets in the vicinity of the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles, California.
They are all carrying Chihuahua's & wearing Boob Tubes & Mini Skirts with Ugg boots. Attempts to communicate with the bimbos when they are not texting their mothers have become futile, they can barely comprehend the English language, prefacing every sentence with the word "like". It is believed the wandering bimbos were kicked out of the Playboy mansion when Hef died & they are now homeless.
The local council has vowed that they will capture them all and have them housed in massive luxury bedrooms at the California Lost Bimbos Home until they can be re-housed with an aging business or media mogul. If you are a billionaire & own some sort of massive corporate empire & can take a Bimbo, please call 1800- I want-a-dumb-bimbo-of-my-very-own.
The Bimbos are easy to look after as they are very fashion conscious, so are clean & meticulous in their dress. They can be fed by simply giving them a McDonalds account. Each Bimbo needs a mobile phone with unlimited credit, & a bedroom 20 x 20 metres with a double en-suite, a bidet & a Queen size bed with satin sheets so they don't fret, & they continue to mate & breed.
Their yearly upkeep is a lowly $3 million, & given that they are on the endangered species list, (they are known as "Maximus Financius Horrendious"), & this herd of Bimbos is the last 150 of the species known in captivity, it's money well spent.
It's a very similar situation as when we had the "Save The Panda's" program except
this is “Save the Pussy”!
